hey i'm monacco! i'm 16 years old and i love reading and doing geeky stuff!!!! i also LOVE: The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices, (and all the great and amazing books out there) Sherlock, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, Reign, Jennifer Lawrence, Lord of The Rings, Loki!!!! etc. and mermaids are real! :P
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post
Making yo mamma jokes must be pretty dangerous in camp half blood
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Looks like he found some amazing cereal