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hey i'm monacco! i'm 16 years old and i love reading and doing geeky stuff!!!! i also LOVE: The Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices, (and all the great and amazing books out there) Sherlock, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, Reign, Jennifer Lawrence, Lord of The Rings, Loki!!!! etc. and mermaids are real! :P

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

Herondale’s and there caves tho…

phanphanphan:

phanphanphan:

so i found this story i wrote when i was 11 and 

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amazing

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

pikachu-cubchoo:

Making yo mamma jokes must be pretty dangerous in camp half blood

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee